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🗓️ 13 July 2020
⏱️ 51 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:03.0 | Welcome to the podcast. |
0:06.0 | It's You Up. |
0:07.0 | It's Monday. |
0:08.0 | How are you guys doing? |
0:10.0 | I am in a great freaking mood today and it's only compounded by the fact that I am currently looking at my best friend on Zoom who's joining us from Manhattan in my old apartment where we used to live together |
0:25.8 | but now she kind of lives there. |
0:28.8 | But yeah, it's on your marina everyone. |
0:31.8 | Hey, babe, I was just going through a bunch of shit here |
0:35.2 | and I found the very first thing you ever gave me. |
0:38.5 | Can you guess what it is? |
0:40.1 | I know what this is. |
0:41.3 | Well, there's, so she's walking into the kitchen. Let's see what it is. It's on the |
0:45.8 | refrigerator. It was and I just moved it and there it is. You know what it is. Yeah, it's a |
0:51.4 | postcard, right? Yes, it's a fucking sexy ass postcard of |
0:55.2 | Ethan Hawk he's probably like 28 there and on the I said on yeah |
1:00.8 | welcome to the neighborhood see you around around XO, Ethan Hawk. |
1:04.0 | Well, that's signature that I think if Ethan's looks pretty legit. |
1:08.0 | It was legit. |
1:09.0 | I think I got this and for a split 10 seconds really thought, like like how the fuck did he get my |
1:14.7 | and like he would be sending people postcards of his own face. |
1:18.1 | Wait explain why I send that to you. Well, the day that we met our broker |
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