You Up - Act As If

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Nikki is grateful for her pot accountability friend, lists some co'uhls, is anxious about another round of speed dates and takes an ADHD test as best as she can! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.
0:06.0	It's Nicky.
0:08.0	It's Tuesday.
0:09.0	It's you up.
0:10.0	Lots to go over today. Happy Tuesday. Who gives a shit? Happy Tuesday, what does that even mean? What am I trying to convey here? I'm happy on this Tuesday.'s that's what I'll say feeling pretty good just got my
0:25.5	hair done. Drove back with the convertible top down because that's the kind of woman I felt like after I left the salon.
0:33.5	You know what?
0:35.0	Fuck it.
0:36.1	I'm a girl who has the top down,
0:38.6	singing Taylor Swift at the top of my lungs down the highway.
0:42.8	It's not a good idea to, I forget that like convertibles
0:45.1	with the top down on the highway is like the worst.
0:48.2	You know?
0:49.9	I thought it was gonna be like fun for some reason
0:51.6	and then I was like oh yeah I remember
0:52.5	this is how but I did I just tried to embrace it because it was too late you know so I just
0:57.2	drove like 10 miles going like 70 miles per hour with a convertible it's not
1:01.4	not ideal but I was just screaming Taylor Swift. It's exciting
1:04.8	I'm smoking less pot I'm not gonna say I'm not smoking any I went I think
1:08.2	17 days without any pot I think 17 or 18 days it's pretty good and then I broke the other night because I was just like really craving it we were watching Andrew and I were watching Dave that show little, Little Dickie's show, is on FXX, sex, sex, they just keep adding
1:27.4	exes and, I don't know why.
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