You Up -Serenity Now
You Up with Nikki Glaser
Comedy Central
4.6 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:03.0 | Hey guys, welcome to the You Up Podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | How you doing? |
| 0:09.0 | It's Friday. |
| 0:10.0 | We made it through the damn week. |
| 0:12.0 | We made it through the damn week. We made it through with Andrew Colin here every single day. |
| 0:17.9 | How are you Andrew? I'm good. Feeling cooler than we started out. |
| 0:25.0 | Wait, why are you all wet? |
| 0:27.0 | I'm not wet. |
| 0:28.0 | That shirt is not wet? |
| 0:30.0 | No, it's no way. |
| 0:31.0 | That shirt looks wet. |
| 0:32.0 | No, this is all natural. Oh, you got a wet spot on your dick. That's piss. Is that really? Maybe I did just pee and it could have dribbled. I don't know if I show. |
| 0:42.1 | Let's see the rest of your pets. |
| 0:44.1 | Yeah, is it this? |
| 0:47.9 | I'm gonna have I'd have to do a taste that I don't smell it. |
| 0:50.7 | It's a big dribble man. |
| 0:52.4 | I mean that's the size of like three |
| 0:54.8 | I might have pissed my pants a little bit no a lot it seems yeah I don't |
| 1:01.3 | think you're you're not drinking anything that's dripping now. Yeah, yeah, wait that's a lot stand up hold on stand up. |
| 1:08.7 | Dude, there's so much yeah, that's best Oh my God can I get a picture or is that too embarrassing? |
| 1:16.4 | Nothing's embarrassing. |
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