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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up Daily - Party Time

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Nikki is getting her house ready for her Taylor Swift Party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:03.0

Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

0:06.0

It's a hit of pod with Nicky Glazer.

0:08.0

How's it going?

0:09.0

My voice sounds extra sultry and raspy today. I got a if I do say so myself.

0:15.0

Just woke up from a nap and didn't go over well in this house.

0:20.0

I have a Taylor Swift Dance Party coming up tonight and my mom is like

0:24.4

freaking out that the house doesn't look good for it. I don't think she realizes that we're not

0:29.5

taping an episode of cribs that will not be seeing every single room.

0:34.0

We're doing it in the living room.

0:36.2

Strung some lights up.

0:38.0

I am going to make a Taylor Swift sign.

0:40.4

I'm going to, I don't really know what's going to happen tonight with this little party I'm throwing on Zoom I'm trying to be very low pressure people only paid five dollars they're going to get as much as five dollars of entertainment should you should get from that.

0:55.2

But we're gonna have fun, we're gonna sing and dance, I'm in the mood to do it.

0:58.2

I was really tired earlier and not feeling like it and there's nothing worse than when you plan a party and you don't even

1:04.3

feel like going to your own party.

1:06.2

So I took a nap because I knew that like I would feel, I don't know when I get out of naps I feel like

1:12.2

oh it's date, like the day starts again it's like day part two and I'm just like I can start over I can have a fresh outlook I can wake up on the right side of bed. And that is what I did.

1:24.3

And then my parents started arguing

1:27.1

as they were moving furniture and hanging lights.

1:30.7

And then I said I had to go to a podcast and my mom's like you didn't tell me

1:34.3

how to do a podcast and I'm like well what do you need me to do right now and she's like I thought

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