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It's Sunday.

Happy Easter. Um, us today it's Sunday happy Easter I am I spend it with my family I spent it doing

work today is just another day in this you know whatever we're experiencing it doesn't really

feel like Easter Sunday maybe you did something special I don't know I went to an

Easter like social distancing porch celebration with my nephew and niece and sister and brother-in-law and my parents and by the end of it we were all standing three feet away from each other.

I'm like guys we're a social this isn't

social distancing. You know what it reminded me of it reminded me of when you're

like I know this is going to sound gross as an analogy for like me with my family

but when you're like hooking up with a guy and you're like

I'm not gonna have sex and you're just like let's just like cuddle or whatever you know when you're just like and then

then it's like oh God, he's fingering me.

Okay, well, I didn't think that was gonna happen,

but it's happening, so then I'm not gonna let's not gonna go

anywhere from here.

That by the end of it, you're just like naked and you're have a penis in your head and

you're like well how did this happen when did it get to this and that's kind of

what it was like hanging out with me family it just felt like it got out of hand. It got it went it was out of our control too soon and we were all like next to each other and I'm just like guys

social distance so you know but it was nice to see the family. That's what this is all about, you know. I just got a text from a weird number. Let's see, a guy is watching me in bed clearly. It's me on Bill Maher on his

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