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It's a hit of pod, H-O-P, with me, Nicky Glazer.

It is Sunday morning.

No, afternoon. We're clocking in here at about 12.18 PM Central

time and being in the Central Time zone is hell. Shout out to anyone who's in Central or Mountain.

Everything is based on East Coast or West Coast,

and it makes things confusing when you're,

when you either have to add an hour or subtract two hours or I actually go off of

everything in my schedule is based on Madrid time and I just minus 10 hours and

that's how it's just very easy math that I do just kidding that's not what I do but I could do that because I think that's right no Madrid I think is eight hours

no except six ahead of New York.

I think I remembered that because my sister lived in Madrid for a year,

so I would always be like, what's six hours ahead?

And I'd be like, that's what Lauren is living.

Cool story, Nookie.

So I'm actually going to see my sister later today. It is my niece's birthday

in some days. I don't know soon and we are going to have another I guess my sister likes to bang at a certain time of year because both of her kids had

birthdays during this quarantine so that's what that tells me there's like a season where her and her husband like to get it on and it usually dumps a child into the world about nine months later in the

late spring. So her birthday is Poppy is my niece. You might remember

Poppy from when she was born a year ago. Was a year ago or two years ago no it was a year ago she was

born and my brother-in-law sent out a the birth announcement it was like you know five in the

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