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I just chugged a coffee.

It is now sinking into my veins.

I didn't feel it for about 30 seconds,

and now it's really hitting the spot

and I'm kind of nodding off in a caffeine way. The way the drug addicts feel when they're like start like

nodding off that must be the best feeling ever. I know it looks really terrible

but that's got to be like when it's the best is when you're just like slumped over and

drooling that's got to be when it like feels the best or maybe it's when it's first you

inject it into your veins. I don't really know how heroin works. However I do know

how caffeine works and it's about the hit on that at first

of all it tastes delicious so then I chug jug jug and that feels really good and

then I wait and I'm like it's not enough and then I chug more and I'm like, it's not enough. And then I chug more and I'm like, eh.

And it just now took about a minute.

And now I'm feeling it.

It feels pretty damn good.

I've been really trying to cut down on my coffee consumption as I've talked about on the

podcast before. I tried to go one day cold turkey and I lasted till about 4 p.m.

And since then I've just done a like one and a half cups a day and then I don't have it the rest of the day and I seriously am just white knuckling it. Like isn't a solution just cutting down is not a

solution quitting entirely also not a solution because the the side effects are

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