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You Up with Nikki Glaser

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You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Nikki is getting her work done early so that she can finally go on a hike alone. She gives an update on Julie's pain, talks break up hair and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

0:05.6

It's a hit of pod with me, Nicky Glazer.

0:08.9

It's the morning here in St. Louis.

0:10.6

I guess it's still the morning.

0:11.8

I've been doing these pretty late, but today I decided to get it done early because I did the wild thing last night of making a schedule for myself today, where I scheduled literally every minute of my day because I realize when

0:27.3

left to my own devices and I have any kind of free time I tend to just want to waste it doing something stupid or doing taking a nap or do you know and I can't even enjoy doing those things because I feel so guilty that oh I have time off I should be doing this thing so I

0:44.3

decided that if I make a list the night before and break down every minute of the day

0:50.0

and put in times to take a nap and to watch TV and do those things, then when I, when the time comes to do them, I won't feel bad.

0:59.0

It's like a part of my schedule. I'll feel good in fact, like I'm sticking to the schedule.

1:05.0

So today I woke up and I woke up later than my schedule said

1:10.0

but I got everything done so far.

1:13.0

Just meditated.

1:15.0

The whole time during my meditation, I could hear my mom on the phone in the kitchen,

1:19.0

unloading the disc washer, talking to her friend Elaine about she's in so much pain she has like

1:27.2

incredible neck pain and which I talked about yesterday with the CBD stuff that she got. Obviously it's not working.

1:35.0

She was supposed to just go out to their river cabin today and take siding off of

1:39.7

fucking, take the siding off and put new siding on and I was like, can you not do that?

1:45.0

Like you're 61 and dad didn't, my dad didn't even want to go do it.

1:50.0

And she's like, we're doing it.

1:52.0

And it's also they don't have to spend $50 because they

1:55.6

under pay people you know like and they don't under pay I mean that's what people

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