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It's me, Nicky Glazer. How are you today?

It's Wednesday?

It's Tuesday. Tuesday.

I'm in St Louis, Missouri, you know that.

St. out at my backyard.

We're about to open up the pool.

Not excited about putting on a swim suit and like having to look at my body and you know I'm I do backflips on the on the diving board I'm gonna make my dad film me doing them I'm going to have to face the facts. You can't just not stare at your

body all year long. At some point you do have to look at it. I just don't look down. Do you, it's not because I'm, well it might be because I just feel disgusting and I just don't want to see anything I don't that's going to make me upset.

It's also why I don't watch scary movies.

It's the same reason I don't look at my legs.

I don't like look down on my stomach.

I don't like to like itch.

When I have something like an itch on my back,

the part of my back that like gets fat first,

I just like don't even want to itch there because I don't want to feel the fold on my, like over my

belts, not belt but like the elastic waistband because everything I'm wearing is made of elastic yeah that's the way I think of it I think my

body is like a horror movie. It's Amityville. No, I could I could watch that one. What's one that I just do not want to watch? Oh, like hostile. Anything where people are being like tortured mercilessly I'd not really into watching that but I love a good like implied brutality and like creepiness like I love a seven you saw there were scenes in seven that were truly disturbing but most of it was just like after the fact like photographs and like you know like the ones the person stand up is like you know her heads in the box but you don't see her head in the

maybe do see their head in the box but like I don't know it's not it's not over the top like

jump scares as much well there was one when he's walking through the

apartment the guy with they think the guy is dead and then he comes back to life that's

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