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Hey guys, welcome to the You Up Podcast, the Daily Edition during this quarantine time.

I'm giving you a little mini podcast every day.

Thank you so much for your feedback that you have been

enjoying them. It makes me like excited to do them in a way that you don't even

understand. So thank you for the DMs. I've gotten them and it makes me feel

so good that you're listening every day.

I've attempted to do this podcast like five times today because I was driving to Starbucks

to get my fix. Yes I did go to Starbucks. Yes you guys you were with me yesterday

when I tried to go and then I saw the line was too long and I said fuck it I'm not going to be

one of these lemmings who's just addicted to coffee and making these people work even though their job

this isn't an essential thing and then today I pulled up the line was even longer

and guess what I waited in it I waited in it and I got my coffee they were out of

almond milk it was kind of devastating I said you know what don't give me the

three coffees because I was getting three because I was gonna stock up so I could

have them for the rest of the week I said give me one I'll take it with the oat milk

and then I gave them a $100 bill to tip because

fuck that line was so long. Dad my dad joins us here in his office that I've taken over as my recording studio slash you called it an opium den because I'm

actively smoking pot in front of you around every corner.

Hey I would have made you a pot of coffee for a, you know,

a 50-dollar tip.

I know, that's the thing.

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