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Hey guys, welcome to the You Up podcast.

It's a daily quarantine edition.

Little mini podcast.

I am still in St. Louis. I just went out for the first time since

the quarantine, first since I've been in quarantine I guess. First time in nine days I

believe at this point I really don't even know when the last time I I think it's nine days

And I've only gone out for runs. That's the only time I've left the house and it flew

it flew by got to be honest with you that did not feel like nine days felt like a

long weekend so needed it and just went to the grocery store for the first

time which was really unnerving leading up to it I actually felt really prepared really

prepared and excited because I like put on my gloves and my mom made me this mask.

My mom was like sewing masks the other night and I was telling Carlisle yesterday she just like she had this like idea to like make masks for hospitals and then she was like this is hard and then she

made two and she's like these are for us and it's like it is kind of cool to wear my

mom's mask out and about and feel more protected. Sweet. But I was I'm the only one in St. Louis wearing a goddamn mask in public. I mean this it just hasn't taken hold here in that way and I looked I was legit you guys I was wearing these crazy pink gloves I posted a picture on

Instagram I have this white bright white mask I'm decked out in all black

otherwise because I'm just like that's the comfiest clothing I have. I

look like a secret service agent who's about to go clean a bathroom, like a really

hazardous bathroom. And so it does look it is on like has matte cheek but it it looks

stupid you look stupid if everyone else isn't doing it.

And that's like my biggest fear is looking like stupid.

And literally my dad wouldn't even go with me.

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