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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up- A Better Man

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Nikki and her mom Julie are in the car talking about the family trip to the river cabin. Nikki figured out why she sees animals in clouds, tells Julie why she hated field trips. They recount the story of coming to EJ's rescueon the dock and Nikki may have finally convinced her mom to get therapy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

0:06.0

How you doing out there?

0:07.0

Happy Thursday?

0:09.2

I'm just cruising through the week, aren't we? I really lost sight of what day it was. I thought

0:14.8

I had therapy later today. I was really getting excited. I never get to go to therapy

0:18.9

when I want to go to therapy. That's never happened. It's rare that I'm like, God, I need it so bad,

0:24.4

and then I get to go.

0:25.4

It's always like, things are going pretty good.

0:27.4

I don't need to go.

0:28.2

And then I go and it always feels good.

0:30.4

Regardless, oh, that cloud looks like a bear,

0:32.4

doesn't it, mom? Do you see it?

0:34.0

It kind of looks like a bear. I really thought stopping smoking weed would make me stop seeing

0:39.1

animals in clouds, but it is only heightened it. I see animals in clouds all the time. Do you see that a lot?

0:47.0

Yeah, especially where we are. This is just a plethora of animals. It looks like a zoo. I've only seen, I haven't really seen that

0:57.5

many animals. We're out at my parents river cabin. You might have seen my

1:01.0

stories from yesterday which is when this is.

1:04.0

Today is yesterday to you guys.

1:06.0

Whatever.

1:07.0

You get it.

1:08.0

I don't need to literally say that every single time,

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