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🗓️ 12 August 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:03.0 | Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. |
0:06.0 | Thanks for um, waiting for it yesterday. |
0:10.0 | Got it out a little late because on Monday night when I usually send in Tuesday's podcast |
0:14.4 | the power went out you guys heard it live on the episode yesterday it went out it never came back on |
0:21.6 | I was really trying to have a good attitude about it and I did honestly I just you know |
0:26.4 | accepted it just went into the refrigerator very quickly to get what I needed |
0:35.0 | ate by candlelight, played Scrabble with my family. |
0:37.0 | Um, we laid around. |
0:40.0 | My dad was laying on the floor a lot recently, like a dreamy teenager, but it's because he has sciatica and he's in like chronic pain all the time. |
0:50.0 | And so he's laying on the floor, I was on the couch, my mom was in the chair. |
0:54.6 | She's in pain too. |
0:55.6 | She has like lung issues. |
0:58.0 | And I said yesterday, she's always complaining |
1:00.2 | about her lung and like how it hurts and yesterday I made the mistake of being like what |
1:05.5 | if you have and she doesn't go do anything about it she never goes to the doctor and so I |
1:10.4 | said what if you have cancer like honestly what you just going to take ibuprofen until your cancer just like goes away? |
1:17.4 | Like, and then she was like, why would you say that? And I'm like, because I don't't know you smoked for a fucking 35 years maybe more. |
1:26.8 | My mom did quit smoking like 10 years ago I'm so proud of her for it because we just |
1:31.2 | never thought that would happen but I just I'm I'm very |
1:35.6 | confused by my family members who don't do anything about feeling sick so I needed |
1:42.2 | to scare her. |
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