You Still Scared?
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2020
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Remember when people were scared that a black president with a "suspicious" middle name was gonna impose sharia law? How about that time they just HAD to lock up a certain woman so she couldn't become president. How's that workin' out for ya? Are you still scared? Listen to this episode of the Armageddon Update and let's find out.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is Nigel Swindon for the Titus podcast, brought to you by Hello Fresh. |
| 0:12.7 | Hello, fresh, the best food you can possibly make for yourself. |
| 0:17.4 | And now, with the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon |
| 0:25.6 | update. And today I want to ask you Republicans, remember when you were scared that a black |
| 0:30.0 | president with the middle name of a top 10 terrorist was going to impose Sharia law because |
| 0:34.5 | you thought he was a Muslim that cops were going to be in the streets |
| 0:39.1 | shooting and killing white people. |
| 0:41.0 | How'd that work out? |
| 0:42.8 | You still scare Republicans? |
| 0:44.7 | Remember how you knew that this man, a constitutional law attorney, was going to violate the |
| 0:50.6 | Constitution and take your rights away? |
| 0:52.6 | So you had to whip it up, got your air 15 and your bulletproof vest, because you made America safer. |
| 0:59.0 | Just in case I need to round up criminal illegals and take them home myself. |
| 1:03.0 | How's that going? |
| 1:05.0 | Remember when you were scared Republicans? |
| 1:08.0 | That Hillary or Killery! |
| 1:10.0 | God, that's always so not funny. See, it rhymes with Hillary, |
| 1:12.7 | Hillary, Hillary. You were scared if elected |
| 1:16.7 | she would put troops on the street, imposed martial law |
| 1:18.8 | and turn America into a socialist hellhole. |
| 1:21.5 | You were scared of socialism while Social Security went into your bank |
| 1:24.6 | account on direct deposit. |
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