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Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2020
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
John Lewis showed us America, and what it was founded on was worth fighting for and tyrants, dictators, and racists are worth fighting against. He was a hero of the American Promise! We also talk about how your anus can come out of your vagina.
Titus Podcast... because the world is a clown show.
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| 0:00.0 | everybody's will a general johnson for the tautus podcast today brought you by harris raisers |
| 0:12.9 | harris dot com forstice titus and now with the armageddon update christopher titus do it i'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:25.9 | John Lewis, one of the heroes of not just a civil rights movement, but of this country, |
| 0:29.7 | democracy, and liberty. He was a hero of the American promise. Well, he was buried on Thursday. |
| 0:34.6 | I want to talk about it because John Lewis was a man that showed us America and what it was founded on is worth fighting for. And tyrants, dictators, and racists are worth fighting against. He showed us that noticing a problem is not enough. You've got to fix that problem. To rail, march, fight against depression and stand for justice, even if they're going to beat you bloody. And if a bunch of moms in Portland can stand up to tyranny, I'll give it a shot. That's what America was founded on, the freedom to make your own way, and to fight when someone tried to take your freedom. John Lewis was a true American, an honest, good man, and that he died has left our country darker and less sturdy. In a normal time, John Lewis's death would be mourned and the speeches would happen, |
| 1:12.4 | like they did this last week. |
| 1:14.2 | But John Lewis was an American Democratic superhero fighting against doughy fat villains, |
| 1:19.6 | sweet potato, Hitler, and the head of the Senate, Scrot Waddle McConnell. |
| 1:24.5 | He was a great American. |
| 1:25.8 | Rest in peace, John Lewis. |
| 1:27.2 | Now, let's compare and contrast. |
| 1:28.7 | Let's switch gears from a ray of light to an orange veil of darkness. This week was awesome |
| 1:33.3 | in Sweet Potato Hitler's world. After his secret police was asked to leave Portland, he quoted |
| 1:38.0 | the medical advice of a doctor who claims masturbation is sex with demons and that vaccines |
| 1:44.1 | are made with alien DNA. |
| 1:46.0 | This was after we found out that he was funneling campaign donor money directly to his resort |
| 1:51.0 | and said he didn't ask Putin about the bounties on our soldiers' heads. |
| 1:54.0 | Today, he said we need to postpone the election because it's going to be rigged. |
| 1:58.0 | Now, he claimed the 2016 election was going to be rigged, |
| 2:01.0 | but he won the Russian rigged election, so he shut up because Russian rigged it. |
| 2:04.7 | But he obviously asked what he could do to help Putin after winning the Russian rigged election. |
| 2:10.2 | Now, in the past three years, Trump has turned belly up to Vlad, the shirtless, doughy destroyer repeatedly. |
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