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And now with the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. And do you have kids? Do you believe in science? Or are you someone that keeps pumping your money into the psychic? You know, that psychic in town with the little house and the worst part of town with the drive-by bullet holes in it, you ever think if they

really could see the future, they would have known that they were going to end up living

on the corner of failure lane and dumpster fire avenue. That being said, you got to choose

science or psychic. And to all you governors that chose your psychic abilities over a recommendation

from a medal of freedom-winning virologist who

help stop AIDS, H1N1, and Ebola, Dr. Fauci.

How you like him now, huh?

Because after all these governors who aren't doctors looked into the future and said how this

virus was going to go away and they were so cocky about it, man, we're going to open up.

In fact, let's watch

here as Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis gets out a backhoe and digs his own political grave,

and then the actual grave of thousands of others. I had construction going on. Everyone in the

media was saying Florida was going to be like New York or Italy. And that has not happened.

Here's what he said today. We have seen, of course, increases in visits to the emergency

department and in hospital admissions. DeSantis is outstuiting Trump, which God bless him is a high

bar. And here is the Texas lieutenant governor and grim reaper apprentice, Dan Patrick.

There are more important things than living.

And the Texas Governor himself opened the state here.

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