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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired November 20, 2025: Cancel the three-way! Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer. Everything you wanna know about revenge quitting.

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0:00.0	All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.
0:06.6	Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.
0:12.4	Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93x.
0:21.2	Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.
0:27.3	But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.
0:30.7	Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.
0:33.4	That's standard heating.com.
0:35.1	The 93X half-assed morning show.
0:38.7	Ninety-three.
0:40.9	Fair.
0:45.4	Oh, yeah.
0:50.5	It ain't right.
0:53.2	It sure as hell ain't right to be up and around this early, but this is how we make a living.
1:00.3	Our early morning listeners know what I'm talking about.
1:02.6	Welcome to the damn.
1:04.6	Oh, it's the Thursday edition of the 93X Half Fast Morning Show.
1:09.0	The Thursday edition.
1:12.1	Josh is in that full strength this morning.
1:14.3	Poor bastard sprained his ankle getting up out of bed last night.
1:17.7	Oh, dude.
1:18.3	Are you going to be okay?
1:20.3	It's been rough.
	...

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