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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired November 21, 2025: MN Wild forward Marcus Foligno. MN Viking long snapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you wanna know about Wildflower Cannabis Co.

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0:00.0	All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.
0:06.6	Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.
0:12.4	Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93x.
0:21.2	Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.
0:27.3	But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.
0:30.7	Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.
0:33.4	That's standard heating.com.
0:35.1	The 93X.5-assed morning show.
0:38.7	Ninety-three.
0:41.1	Oh my God, I never want to see those people again.
0:48.9	Good morning, everyone.
0:59.9	Welcome to the 93X-Fass morning show.
1:02.4	Welcome to the don't-care zone.
1:05.4	The center of the don't care universe.
1:09.6	Kind of surprised we all made it in.
1:12.6	I don't care.
1:13.8	With next week off, that makes today our ultimate F-off day.
1:19.6	So you're saying we've got the need, the need for absolutely no speed whatsoever.
1:25.4	Nothing.
1:25.9	It's just a sloth's pace today.
1:28.1	No effort.
1:29.7	Jay Cutler is the vibe.
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