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Distorted View Daily

You’re Only A Sexual Non-Bigot If You Have Boned A Disabled Hindu From A Lower Caste – Checkmate!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:16.22 What’s The Deal With TV’s? 00:04:07:22.16 Sex Tips With Sister Cindy 00:11:58:13.24 Crazy Ethnic People Worship A Parking Barrier 00:14:46:08.03 Fat Therapist Calls Us All Fatphobic Sex Monsters 00:23:33:04.78 Blowing Up A Condom With Farts 00:26:15:12.44 New Cak Farts 00:27:03:04.50 Burning Your Genitals During Sex 00:29:08:03.28 Trans Watermelon Penetration 00:30:31:00.50 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:38:14.24 Satanists Sue Chicago Over Discrimination 00:37:30:09.60 Doctor’s Little Amputation Helper 00:39:14:10.72 The Vagina Museum Rises Like A Majestic […]

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, freaks, it's Friday, May 19th, 2023, coming up on the program today.

0:04.7

Margaritas are the key to getting your girl to agree to have anal sex.

0:08.3

Plus, sexual fat phobia, are you a bigot?

0:11.0

One fat woman says yes.

0:12.6

The vagina museum has a new celebrity tampon exhibit

0:16.0

and why you shouldn't masturbate with hot mustard.

0:19.0

I feel like the reason is pretty obvious.

0:23.1

Distorted view daily,

0:25.1

proudly presents questionable parenting.

0:55.1

You can think in your mind if I let another kid hear

0:57.9

I'm going to have to change the way I am so that your kid could be comfortable around me.

1:03.1

No, I'm going to be naked as fuck in front of your kids.

1:06.5

My son comes up and grabs my penis.

1:09.8

I let him grab my penis.

1:11.6

I had sex with his mom.

1:13.2

I'm making love to his mother.

1:15.3

After I'm done, I'm laying there chilling.

1:18.4

He grabbed my penis.

1:20.5

He's playing with my penis.

1:23.0

I let that happen.

1:25.2

This is an assorted view show with Tim Hanson.

1:28.2

Mrs. Butterworth is twice as thick and it's made with...

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