Always Go “Full Squirt” With Indian Scammers

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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On Today’s Show: It’s the Thursday best of show! I’ve got one from 2015 today where I chat with Indian phone scammers. Sideshow freaks will be getting a new episode of DV later today. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow

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0:00.0	Yes, Tim back here to introduce a Thursday best of program.
0:06.4	Remember Side Show Freaks are going to be getting a brand new episode of DV a little
0:10.9	bit later today.
0:12.4	If you want to hear it, you got to sign up superfreaksideshow.com right now, though, I've
0:16.8	got a classic edition of Distorted View.
0:20.9	That is pretty great.
0:21.9	It's from 2015.
0:22.9	Back then, I was getting a lot of phone calls from Indian scammers.
0:27.8	I get phone calls from them pretending to be the IRS.
0:32.5	The other big thing that would happen is occasionally you'd get pop-ups.
0:36.6	You know, your browser would pop up a message saying, your computer's been infected, Microsoft
0:43.4	can take care of this.
0:44.8	You have to call Microsoft.
0:46.6	And of course, you call the 1-800 number that's provided on the little pop-up, and it's
0:52.1	most certainly not Microsoft.
0:55.0	I've found it fun back then to mess around with the Indian scammers.
0:59.4	And in this particular episode, the term full squirt is coined, not by me, by the Indian
1:06.0	tech support guy.
1:07.0	I may have misheard him, but it sounded like full squirt.
1:10.1	Anyway, enjoy this best of show.
1:12.2	Side Show Freaks, you'll be getting a new episode a little bit later today.
1:15.2	And of course, I'll be back on Friday to end the week with a show for everyone.
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