Stop Wearing Genital Prisons / You Can’t Trust A Dusty Ho / Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:16:01.73 Smoother Skin After A School Shooting 00:12:10:17.47 Breaking News! Biore Apologies For Stupid Post 00:13:34:18.69 Another Drunk Politician 00:14:45:20.13 Dollar General Theft Prevention / Near-Vehicular Homocide 00:17:53:10.38 Man Steals Baby Mama’s Livestream Phone 00:19:50:13.07 Free Yourself From Foot Prison 00:23:02:12.35 Girlfriend Screaming At Man To Get In The Car 00:25:20:22.50 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:27:32:23.72 Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice 00:31:37:22.63 Making A House Maid Clean Up A Murder Scene 00:37:31:11.14 Necro-Penis […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, May 22nd, 2023, coming up on the program today, using a school
0:05.8	shooting to promote acne cream, plus you are all slaves to your shoes.
0:11.2	Get out of foot prison and start living, calling a Mexican housemaid to clean up a murder
0:15.4	scene, and seagulls are getting high on spice.
0:18.6	All coming up today.
0:22.7	Distorted view daily, proudly presents confronting a subway masterbader.
0:29.9	Do you want to do that pretty shitty, do that shit off the motherfucking train?
0:33.9	Do it again, and I'm pinned up out in chair, and I'm gonna wash your fucking ass on the train.
0:39.1	We understand each other?
0:41.1	Do we fucking understand each other?
0:43.6	Do some pretty shit again, and I'm gonna get about this chair, and I'm gonna wash your ass.
0:49.2	You want to rough your dick rich?
0:51.1	You're rough your dick when you get off the motherfucking train.
0:54.4	Do we fucking understand each other?
0:57.1	I'm in one of those rooms, I will fuck you off on this train.
1:00.6	Do you really?
1:01.6	I can't hear you, do you fucking hear me?
1:04.6	Where the next stop, you get the fuck off, do you really?
1:08.8	When it's train stops, you get the fuck off, do you understand me?
1:13.2	I can't hear you, say I understand you miss.
1:17.8	Or right now, we got all of this dancing.
1:21.2	Now I've got your fucking picture on here, like I said,
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