You're Ok Swimming With Dead Bodies And You Didn't Even Know It

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🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Cassie shares a fun fact that is bound to stop you in your tracks. Turns out there are dead bodies in the ocean and you'll never guess how many Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue.
0:01.0	I cast Stoppison R tracks.
0:03.0	Just stop us in R tracks today.
0:05.4	You said you promised that.
0:07.2	Well, it's interesting that you brought up dead bodies this morning because all of you
0:11.1	in here are OK swimming with dead bodies.
0:14.4	Every single one of you.
0:15.4	Because I mean, I'm sure they're in the ocean.
0:17.8	Mm-hmm.
0:18.8	That's exactly it.
0:19.8	Everyone is OK with swimming with a dead body.
0:22.0	It's just what is your acceptable dead body to water ratio?
0:25.2	Oh, how many dead bodies?
0:27.0	Well, so like most people wouldn't get in the pool with a dead body, right?
0:30.4	Like you would see when absolutely not you'd call 911, you'd do the right thing, you wouldn't
0:33.6	go for a little dip.
0:34.6	No.
0:35.6	The ocean lakes, they are riddled with bodies, some dating back centuries, bones, some fresher.
0:42.2	You don't know how close they are to you.
0:44.2	But when you get in that water, you're swimming with multiple dead bodies.
0:48.1	Is it right?
0:49.1	I'm going to a lake this weekend.
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