This Bert Show Member Wants You To Stop With The Backlash On This

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🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Tommy Is Going Through With The Diet And He Doesn't Want Any Backlash About It! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	I realized something really strange about myself this morning.
0:05.5	Something really strange.
0:06.9	And I'm not sure how long it's been going on for.
0:10.1	Every time I open a bathroom stall, I brace myself to see a dead body.
0:15.2	Are you serious?
0:16.2	Yes.
0:17.2	What?
0:18.2	I don't know what.
0:19.2	What?
0:20.2	Every time I open a bathroom stall, I brace myself for just a second.
0:26.0	Assuming there's going to be a dead body.
0:27.7	Kaylee, you're the same way.
0:29.2	Shut up.
0:29.9	It's swear to God.
0:30.9	Every time I walk, especially downstairs in the executive bathroom because you can't
0:35.6	see the feet.
0:36.6	So it's all like floor to ceiling door and everything.
0:41.0	And so as soon as I open the door, I'm like, I'm just waiting to see some dudes spill
0:45.0	down on the ground.
0:46.0	Yes.
0:47.0	You all see too many John Wick movies.
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