You’re fired
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2023
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Has anyone watched The Apprentice recently? No? Good. Unfortunately, Luke has and he doesn’t hold back when giving his thoughts on today’s show.
After that, Pete’s discovered an unbelievable story that he is bursting to tell Luke and we get an anonymous email from one of our listeners who writes the law in the UK. We have more power than we realise…
Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the local beach show, it's one of the 27th of March, you've done very well to get |
| 0:13.6 | this far in March, it's been a slow stumble towards springtime, but certainly in the |
| 0:19.1 | UK, it's feeling a little bit warmer, I'm feeling a little bit more positive about |
| 0:23.4 | the things looking more. |
| 0:24.4 | It's very clement yesterday when I was out for a cycle and I was cycling into the office |
| 0:30.6 | and I was at yesterday, I'm not talking about Friday, I stuck my jacket in my bag after |
| 0:38.4 | about five minutes, I don't need it. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah, too warm, don't need to shock these days, yeah, it's interesting. |
| 0:43.7 | Well the jacket is a perfect piece of clothing for spring because you are going to get a |
| 0:48.4 | bit of breeze, you are probably going to get a little bit of rain and the jacket will |
| 0:51.2 | provide a basic barrier against light rain, it will keep you warm in a breeze, it will |
| 0:56.8 | also keep you warm as soon as the sun goes down. |
| 0:59.2 | No, so it's an ideal spring and autumn piece of clothing, although I have now moved |
| 1:04.9 | more towards the kind of three-quarter fleece now. |
| 1:10.2 | Yeah, the thing was like me over wintertime and getting recently at a brand new little |
| 1:17.1 | pop-up. |
| 1:19.1 | A lot of my shackets now absolutely reek of poppy pesto, so I can't wait for the summer |
| 1:25.1 | summer, I can't wait for them to stop peeing everywhere, I can't wait for the courts to |
| 1:30.0 | not smell a pee anymore, so yeah, I'm looking forward to it. |
| 1:33.0 | And are you conscious of the fact that, I don't know because I've never been invited |
| 1:37.8 | or visited any of your houses, are you conscious or paranoid that your house smells of dog? |
| 1:45.2 | Yes, yeah, but I mean I am powerless to stop really, I would say. |
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