Call the bigger boys
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2023
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Pete had to delay recording this episode because he had a bigger boy in his house. You have to feel for the bigger boy having to deal with Donaldson’s D.I.Y-inflicted mess.
Luke then raises serious concerns about whether Pete has been living inside his car and we discover that one of the world’s worst dictators currently has a passion for wearing hats. It’s truly baffling stuff…
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the local patriarch, I'm Pete Donaldson, and it's a Thursday. How you do, Luke |
| 0:14.2 | Moore? The other part of the compliment of this show? You alright? I'm alright, thanks |
| 0:17.7 | and I'm very pleased to see you, Peter. I haven't seen you for a wee while. I can barely |
| 0:25.2 | see you, because you're kind of like... I'm just mature. I am an informant on the news |
| 0:31.3 | in the 80s. Oh, do you think so? We've got a little bit of that. Yeah, the lighting in |
| 0:34.4 | your room is very sort of like... You've always got like rim lights in the same way. You |
| 0:38.5 | look like it's the total Luke eclipse. The light is just kind of shining behind you. |
| 0:43.2 | And my face is like a gigantic moon. You do look like an informant at this present |
| 0:48.8 | moment in time. So look, what's been going on? How's it all going? Are you really |
| 0:52.8 | going to be stressful tomorrow as me? You've had plumbing issues, I believe, and I don't |
| 0:57.3 | know if you're waterworks, I mean your house. No, yeah, it's only. Or if you're still getting |
| 1:01.9 | out quite a lot in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, or is that kind of abated |
| 1:04.7 | now? No, I'm fine. I'm usually... I've always been very proud of how little I urinate |
| 1:09.4 | during the night, and if you can't be proud of anything in my opinion. I am proud of |
| 1:13.0 | that too. I don't ever get out of the way in the middle of the night, actually. I've |
| 1:17.0 | seen Jim Campbell do a wee three times in a 45 minute recording of the rumble. I'm just |
| 1:21.4 | putting out there. Jim has always been a big weir. A big weir? Yeah, he's been a big |
| 1:29.8 | weir here. Weed a lot, like, every time I've known him, I've been off first met, given |
| 1:32.9 | the fact that when I first met Jim, he was what, 24, maybe 23, even, always been weirn, |
| 1:40.2 | even there. He's always been weirn. Well, he should have a supple rubbery bladder. Clip |
| 1:45.1 | that. Clip that sentence, a supple rubbery bladder. What a horrible little sentence. What |
| 1:50.5 | I would say this, Peter, if I may, that the line between you looking amazing and you looking |
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