Heil Peter
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2023
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Last week we commented on the fact that Pete is starting to look more and more like a certain fascist dictator. Well, unfortunately, his new haircut hasn’t helped the situation…
Elsewhere, we hear about some deviant pudding behaviour from a potential US presidential candidate… And speaking of deviant behaviour, Pete then admits he would put a listener's fingers in his mouth. Nice.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | You cannot, please don't tell me you asked for that haircut. |
| 0:03.2 | You what? |
| 0:04.8 | That is not a 42 year old man's haircut. |
| 0:07.5 | I asked for, I asked for my usual little cheeky undercut, but he's given me |
| 0:12.8 | with this mustache, what can only be described, as a furorefic do. |
| 0:16.8 | It's that level of undercut is the medium with which he shows you how much he likes you. |
| 0:24.8 | That hairdresser fucking hates you. |
| 0:26.5 | Yeah, it's not ideal, it doesn't look good. |
| 0:29.3 | I think the glass is soft on it. |
| 0:30.6 | You never saw him in glasses that's all I'm saying. |
| 0:32.8 | This is the local picture. |
| 0:34.2 | You're about to go to California for a week and you like that. |
| 0:37.9 | You're going to be marching on Charlottesville. |
| 0:39.6 | That's what you're going to be doing. |
| 0:45.3 | It's the local picture. |
| 0:46.7 | I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:47.9 | It's Thursday, the 30th of March. |
| 0:49.9 | How are the W.D. doing? |
| 0:51.0 | Lou Kimmer. |
| 0:51.6 | Mr. L.A. Moore, like L.A. Knight. |
| 0:53.7 | Is L.A. Knight on air night? |
| 0:55.1 | I don't know. |
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