You Peed Your Pants In Miami
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🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 97 minutes
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- What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age?
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, so here's a question for everyone. |
| 0:03.0 | And obviously, Holly, we want her input when she joins. |
| 0:06.0 | What is like the least important age to be? |
| 0:10.0 | Specific age or like range of ages? |
| 0:13.0 | Let's say first under like 25, like under that. |
| 0:17.0 | Because like after that, no age is important, right? |
| 0:19.0 | After that it's like you're 30 and then you're 100 right but like during adolescence what is the like least |
| 0:25.8 | memorable least milestoney age I'm going through my head on milestones I'm going to say 11 |
| 0:33.2 | that was my first guess that was that was the number I went with but my kid disputed it okay because she said that's your Harry Potter sorting hat age sure so |
| 0:42.8 | so for people of her generation it's you know and then they grow out of Harry Potter |
| 0:46.2 | whatever because they're like oh this is this is this is all well when you're when |
| 0:50.6 | you're well the other thing that makes me question my own answer now is when you're |
| 0:53.6 | 11 you're probably in fifth grade so that's kind of depending on where you go to school and how it's set up that's kind of your like last gasp of oh you're about to go to middle school you're about to like that said based on what i have gleaned from having a nine year old i don't think the distinction matters that but i don't think |
| 1:10.8 | anybody is going from fifth grade where it's like wow the world was so innocent and nobody bullied me |
| 1:15.7 | to to middle school and it's like yeah it's it's hell up here you weren't ready for this brother i think |
| 1:21.9 | the thing about middle school and i was homeschooled during middle school so everything i know |
| 1:25.8 | about middle school is like secondhand. |
| 1:27.8 | Apparently it just sucks. |
| 1:29.2 | It's like the worst time in your entire life. I didn't do any school in middle school. I just like, I, you know, just looked at sports center for half an hour and then went outside. That was my middle school. It was awesome. All right. Let me revise. Let me revise my answer. But I guess what I'm saying is like the end of elementary school, you're not like, wow, I can't wait to graduate in a middle school. |
| 1:46.3 | Sure. |
| 1:46.5 | It's just sort of like, the end of elementary school, you're not like, |
| 1:46.2 | wow, I can't wait to graduate in a middle school. |
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