The Asbestos Of Past Podcasts
Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
- Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think!
- We may never know Jor-Don's true purpose
- NFL Draft recap
- Which podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus
- 2026 Charity Bowl recap
- Fullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: https://www.treehouseforkids.org/
- What was YOUR "welcome to the League" moment?
- C.A.T. Squad and C.A.T. Squad: Python Wolf, reviewed
- For those of you returning to this episode in 2032 looking for the debate on morality in the Super Mario Brothers universe that eventually tore the show apart, you want to skip to about the last 15 minutes
- The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
- Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
- Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Brock Jerue
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I play episode 300 of Hand in the Dirt over and over again. |
| 0:04.5 | I have to have listened to it 10 times since it actually came out. |
| 0:07.4 | It's just one of my favorite pieces of audio. |
| 0:10.6 | It's, uh, I think it starts where Felder's dad calls the show and explains that he doesn't listen to the show much anymore because Felder complains too much. |
| 0:24.1 | And Felder's immediate defense, |
| 0:27.1 | Felder mounts several versions of a defense of this, |
| 0:29.2 | but the immediate defense is, guys, my dad loves me. |
| 0:32.1 | He just asked me my hat size. |
| 0:37.6 | And then that is later, that is the episode where Cerber talks about Hartzell showering in the office |
| 0:44.1 | after going to the gym, which the office appears to have a shower. |
| 0:47.5 | I don't think he's taking a whore bath in the sink. |
| 0:51.4 | Well, what did your grandmother call it? |
| 0:56.6 | That's what mine called it. But then it's it's Spencer you heard me play in episode 300 last week while I was doing charity bowl prep and there's an |
| 1:00.8 | extended sequence of of server describing how weird it is to be around a man who is not currently |
| 1:05.9 | wet but who has recently been wet has been wet yeah sure this is how my children feel when I |
| 1:11.7 | pick them up from like the childcare areas at the why and I'm thinking they're like |
| 1:16.3 | why you why you damp like because I took a shower and they're like that's not |
| 1:20.2 | cool don't be that way yeah it's very much it's very much that anyway if you |
| 1:23.8 | never listen to hand on the dirt started episode three started episode 300 they never you, by the way, that's like bike commuting. I think bike community is great. I think it's awesome. Bike people, do not fuck with me. Do not. I respect everything you do. I understand. You come for people and like, you know, pelotons of people saying like, how dare you say a bad thing about a bike? |
| 1:46.0 | Bike gang! |
| 1:47.8 | Bikes have shooters. |
| 1:49.5 | This is also the other episode. |
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