The Bert show I am not sure I have met anybody that has

Worst minor luck traveling than Mo with the amount of times your bags get lost and the different drama you see on flights

yesterday he was telling us he watched security marshals take down somebody on a plane. It's never ending.

I don't I was trying not to say that out loud into the universe but yeah I don't have the

best luck on these vacations. I really don't I don't't know what it is. I almost sliced one of my fingers off trying to sand surf in Dubai. I was bleeding all over the sand. I don't know what it is about me, but I go through a lot when I go on these vacations and to make it worse

just as I said to myself well I didn't lose my bags I almost only slit one

finger off that's not too bad things are going well. Bark.

Oh, you embarking in nutbuddies.

Yeah, right?

Not so bad.

So then, I always have incidents with cars as well for some reason.

For those who may not know I was once hit by a car and

I'm reminded of it almost every day of my life by someone and this was walking to work

and mow is 300 feet from the radio station.

Yep and yep took a little tumble with a car and she drove off and she drove off and I went upstairs and got a drink and we never heard from her again.

Yeah, the police are looking for her the same way they're looking for

Nicole's killer. Thanks. So I am leaving the hotel to try to catch a lift and to get to the airport and I'm a little late as usual and so I don't know if this guy was was also late or if he was just in a rush to get us to the airport but I was with two other people and the two other people

get into the car very safely and normally and for some reason as I'm the third

person the door is still wide open because I'm still trying to get into the car and as I put one leg into the car

The man just pulls off

He didn't realize you you were that tall.

I guess that.

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