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Confounded by all the miles that Mo seemed to cover on our vacation. This is our first day back.

And the continents? And the continents? And the countries?

Okay, so Mo has a thing with us where he likes to keep secret where he's going when we have

downtime.

I don't think he knows where he's going.

A lot of the time that is the case. It really is.

So in this case right before we left the studio before we took off for a vacation, I think we had the

door open and I'm like, so what are you doing again? And he's like going to Dubai and we're all like what

But then if you check his Instagram story he was all over the place it was East Coast United States

It was West Coast United States. It was West Coast United States. It was

Dubai. It was another city in Europe. Well I knew I was going to Dubai and I knew I was

going to Colorado to see my family and I knew I was going to New York.

Now I have a thing where I'd rather not know how I'm getting to places that are far.

Because if I know that I have a 10 hour flight to go here and then a 7 hour flight to go here

it'll like it'll make me not want to go right I don't like that part so when my

when I'm setting my trips up people help me and I don't know I'll genuinely have no idea I'm going before head. I'm like just get me to Dubai I know the days I'll be in Dubai I don't know how I'm getting there or getting back

So I found out literally the day before the trip that we were going to stop in Amsterdam on the way there

but it's for a few hours and then you go from Amsterdam to Dubai.

Right. And then coming back we went from, we actually had to leave from Abu Dhabi and then we

went to Rome and then so that was like a six and a

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