A lot of people are talking to me about friendship right now.

This was occasioned by the fact that I went on Instagram stories and threatened to fight people who have been rude to my best friend.

And I was deterred not at all by the fact that I know nothing about fisticuffs.

As you can tell from the way I'm even describing this, this is a person who doesn't know how to fight.

I specifically said, look, if this comes to pass, which it will if these people don't step off

I'll have to show up at their house and watch a YouTube tutorial

before I fight them so I'll be at their house like hey you were

stalking my best friend you were posting her private information on Facebook

forums so here hang on I have this YouTube video.

All right, makes it look pretty simple.

So it looks like I, okay, so I'm going to throw my fist and then,

and then say something in Japanese and then kick my foot in the air in kind of that

that crouching duck position what's it called?

Crouching something. I haven't seen the karate kid in the while so I'm not as well versed in this as I should be.

So and and now you're curious you're like be.

And now you're curious, you're like,

what on earth happened with your friend?

If you care, she laid out the whole story of what happened.

It's on her Instagram, Hallee Lord, and that's H-A-L-I-E. You can look up,

the halle- Lord on Instagram. It's her post with the picture of the flowers on the

window sill. Basically, there were some people who so deeply desired to

judge her that they actually looked up court records that involved her and

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