You Heard It Here Last!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

TCB has never been known for their hard hitting news. But Bryan takes it to a whole new level! Breaking out the 20 month old story of the Brass Against singer peeing on fans! Plus, Part 2 of The World's Cheapest Family is reviewed. If taking a bath in someone else's dirty water is your thing....don't miss this episode! FTX the crypto exchange crashes taking the market with it! Bryan & Krissy show their lack of knowledge regarding alt coin Bryan's collectibles are not in fact collectible ATD, SDT, TBA or SBF...whatever his name is...goes public with his BS Are NFTs the new Dick Tracy memorabilia? Probably Will Celine Dion make TCB an NFT? Probably not Bryan breaks out a 20 month old story as " breaking news " Part 2 of the World's Cheapest Family is reviewed What do you do when family is coming over?? You get the plastic bathtub out to the yard and fill it up! Nothing like dropping a newborn in a tin tub being heated by open flame! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Not to the story of a pig that is inspiring others. One pot, one pot belly pig. Chris P. Bacon was born without the use of his...
0:12.0	I got the...
0:15.0	My game!
0:17.0	You have to read this story.
0:21.0	We should not.
0:25.0	Oh my god.
0:31.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break...
0:34.0	The Irish and me would say, sorry, you can't come to the house, but if you want to come to the house, I'll pay for the hotel and you can stay in my house.
0:41.0	Let's get a tub with a hole in it.
0:44.0	Some plastic, I just used to wrap the dead hog in and we'll put the water out in the sun for a couple hours.
0:50.0	But none of that new fangled fancy clean water. Let's use the old bath water from last week.
0:56.0	It's got my fresh hot water stains in it because I can't wipe my butt properly.
1:01.0	I got a big surprise for you. I've done put a piece of plastic around the tub out here in the middle of the junkyard.
1:07.0	We're gonna heat it up by putting some fire under it.
1:11.0	Throw your newborn in there. Let's see what happens. People can drive by and wave to you.
1:16.0	I feel like they smell a little funky, but once they're in your mouth, you don't even remember that you have balls in your mouth.
1:22.0	And your pea balls are great, man. I'll tell you what, those pea balls are wonderful.
1:27.0	Matter of fact, I had to brush my teeth to get the taste of your balls out of my mouth.
1:30.0	Do you have any floss? I think I got some of your balls stuck in my teeth.
1:34.0	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
1:40.0	I gotta get some cocaine! Oh yeah, Kat's in. Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:51.0	I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend, Anne Coho's.
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