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The Commercial Break

The Ronco Coke Bro!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Every restaurant in the worlds has Coke Bros. Two dues who use the restroom together...and not to pee! Bryan has a run in with some Coke Bros at his local Italian joint! Then, Bryan and Krissy review a clip of the Ronco products from the late 80's. The TCB intro has gotten lengthy and Bryan is over it! Naked cuddle parties is a thing...TCB finds it How do the old naked guys do it? Sword fighting increases length! Rachel's voice is everywhere Bryan runs into The Coke Bros The Coke Bros are talking fast! Ronco products are ahead of their time! Ronco takes over the airwaves during the holidays Ronco's finger blender will blend eggs too! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

When Timothy Shalom makes the peach, it's art, but when I do it, I'm no longer welcome

0:08.0

at my uncle's time.

0:12.5

On this episode of the commercial break...

0:18.0

Okay, I'm gonna Uber, wait for me!

0:20.0

Make sure you wait for me!

0:21.0

Are you sure there's not more room in that car?

0:24.0

Because that's the car where all the cocaine's gonna be done and I really want some more.

0:27.3

But like 30 minutes since we were in that bathroom, never in the history of ever has anyone

0:31.6

ever said, can I get a grandmoney on the ice?

0:35.6

I can't even get my dog to shit outside.

0:38.2

How do you expect me to get it to sit for a tooth cleaning once a week!

0:43.1

Crazy!

0:44.1

Dear Uncle, this is Judy Pennsylvania.

0:49.2

I've lost three fingers from your eggscrabble and they don't taste different.

0:54.6

I'd like my money back, please, and care of Judy in Pennsylvania.

1:00.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

1:09.6

Yeah, Kansas Gittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

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