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The Commercial Break

Cuts Right Through Bone!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Late night infomercials and retail sales channels (QVC) are wildly popular! Bryan finds himself helping his mother ween off he urge to buy now/pay later. One channel, The Cutlery Network, has an interesting mix of trinkets and knives that "cut through bone". Who exactly needs to cut through bone?? Diane calls the TCB hotline to update the show on the Metaverse Is anyone actually in the Metaverse?? Kitchen utensils can be sexy? Bryan's Self love training continues A.I. Love Dolls are here and they are creepy! Bryan wonders if he can get a free Fleshlight Krissy and Bryan's friends are seen on adult video cover art Natalie and her new best friend/beau have an update for TCB The World's Cheapest Family is reviewed Taking a bath in someone else's bath water seems...disturbing Burying as fridge means fresh food...right under your foot! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383 or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie** Grateful For Our Supportive Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:34.6

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0:57.8

Conditions and exclusions apply. Very happy to be throwing this away. Bacon. No, I want

1:03.5

my bacon. I gotta tell you something. Bacon is good for me. This is very big.

1:08.7

You're gonna be going to the grocery store. She thinks at the blue she's a smart little

1:13.3

girl that she can do whatever she wants. No, that's not how she can do it in our family.

1:19.8

She's out there. She's the queen. And we're the story.

1:25.2

On this episode of the commercial break. Can I use your credit card for a few items on Amazon?

1:32.6

Okay. Does that mean I'll get sex later? No means no. Don't even ask. I will reveal your

1:38.2

porn viewing habits to everyone on the TCB mailing list. If you don't allow me to use

1:42.8

your American Express for a plane ticket out of hell. Tell me for one minute. You don't

1:48.5

think that if you work for QBC as a host for your entire life, you're not taking a nip

1:52.7

here and there before you get on air. I'd be doing that shit in my sleep. I basically

1:58.1

coast QBC right here. I just don't sell anything. I just wait some of neighbor's hogs

2:03.3

getting a little too close to the fence and I let the air out of their tower to be

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