You Die Twice

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:12.8	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.2	The out here.
0:21.2	He out here. We are indeed out here. We are indeed all the way out here. And we are indeed.
0:28.6	And I've got a ticket to anywhere.
0:34.0	You gotta make a decision.
0:37.0	We can leave tonight or live and die this way.
0:41.0	Mm-mm. is a
0:45.0	way,
0:46.0	song bird of his generation.
0:48.0	You're good.
0:50.0	You got a bat in his car.
0:57.0	Oh, I saw the, I don't have to what?
1:08.4	I said we're good like 45 seconds. I'm ready to go. We're on baby. Are y'all in? We're in. Are we going? We're going. We're going. It usually starts off. You're right, you're right, you're right.
1:11.6	That's what I'm waiting on the time. You're right. you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, that's fair, that's
1:15.2	very, that's very, that's very.
1:16.2	I've trained you that this is what you wait on.
1:18.2	Do they have the singing?
1:19.8	Do they have the same?
1:20.6	Do you record that?
1:21.4	Yeah, we got the thing. that yeah start with that all right
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