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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Smart or Dumb (18:42)Celebrity fans (34:30)Crypto pastor (39:19)Ben Rector (55:18)Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Fire it's a positive.
0:16.0	Fire it up baby net positive episode 92 out you
0:27.0	92 92 92.
0:30.0	92.
0:31.0	What do you want to do for a hundred?
0:32.0	I don't know we got to do something. We going to do for a hundred? I don't know. We got to do something. We got to should we do a I was going to say we should do an episode on site somewhere, but where?
0:39.0	Do you know, we didn't know where to go? Yeah, I don't know where else. I always talk about going on going like go to go. Yeah I don't know where else to do I always talk about going on go
0:43.1	like go to Daytona and I was like what are we gonna do down there right or go to
0:47.4	wherever go to somebody's show or what do we I mean where would we go?
0:53.4	Yeah, I don't know where we would go to do a live show.
0:55.9	Yeah like what would be a you go to like a Morgan Wallin concert and in the
0:58.8	where but why would we do that right?
1:01.1	To talk to Morgan I guess.
1:02.4	Yeah, I'm trying to think of yeah we would we do that? Right. To talk to Morgan, I guess.
1:02.5	Yeah, I'm trying to think of, yeah,
1:04.1	we would just do, it wouldn't be a live on,
1:06.8	you talk about live like with the crowd around.
1:09.0	Yeah.
1:10.8	Yeah, I couldn't imagine any place
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