It’s A Stimulation

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at [email protected] JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's click, boom, no it's click,
0:25.0	boom, was it click, click boom?
0:27.0	Oh, in that positive episode 93.
0:30.0	94.
0:32.0	94. 94.
0:33.0	94.
0:34.0	What's that in Spanish?
0:35.0	No.
0:36.0	24.
0:37.0	No.
0:38.0	It sounds like an accent, bro, canceled.
0:40.0	It is.
0:41.0	I think you're supposed to.
0:42.0	Seven seconds. What you're supposed to. Seven seconds.
0:42.5	What, you're supposed to?
0:44.0	Isn't that out of respect for the language?
0:46.0	Oh, yeah.
0:47.0	I'm not making fun of somebody. I'm out of respect.
0:49.0	If you go to Mexico, you should try to speak in that accent I think so because no venti
0:54.9	quattro any time I've been going to be what are you saying yeah
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