You Can't Touch My Fanny Pack
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2016
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
What's in Phoebe's fanny pack? Who hacked Jessica's mom's AOL account? How many times have you seen Purple Rain? These questions and many more on this historic episode, featuring an ode to Prince, plus comedians Shane Torres (Last Comic Standing), Calise Hawkins (Funny Girls) and Roy Wood, Jr. (The Daily Show).
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Guest Comedians:
Shane Torres (@SyrupMountain)Calise Hawkins (@CaliseHawkins)Roy Wood, Jr. (@roywoodjr)
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Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York, and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh |
| 0:02.0 | I know |
| 0:04.0 | I know times of changing |
| 0:17.0 | Nana what's my name? |
| 0:19.0 | That was a mashup. That was a good mashup. I think I could be a really good DJ DJ |
| 0:24.0 | Willie the coolest DJ on the |
| 0:32.0 | Have you seen purple rain dude? I seen purple rain and thousand of my own but |
| 0:36.5 | Gillian's time is so good my favorite scene in the movies when he like comes home right in his dad looking for his |
| 0:42.5 | I said where are you motherfuckers? Yeah, I was like you can and then his dad just like flicks him and he like slams up against his like little body and his |
| 0:51.0 | Curly bangs like slam up against a wall |
| 0:55.0 | It's like oh my god. I love you and it's pq's right like two songs a day. That's like it's a lie |
| 1:01.0 | I would love to be that talented. He plays like all his instruments and he could dance |
| 1:05.0 | Mm-hmm. And he has such style. Yeah, he oh he wore he knew how to wear a fucking tunic. Yeah, and he had his aesthetic |
| 1:11.0 | And he like wasn't afraid to like play with yeah society standards of gender exactly like sexuality |
| 1:17.0 | Just felt very like natural. It was very future. Yeah, it was so huge so not the musician future like get over your self-future |
| 1:25.0 | Yeah |
| 1:31.0 | Hi my babies it's Phoebe Robinson and it's mother freaking Jessica Williams and you are listening to two dope queens from W and W C studios |
| 1:41.0 | We got a hot new episode for you recorded live at Union Hall |
| 1:44.0 | We have Shane Torres who's been on Conan and amazing man with long hair |
| 1:49.0 | He's also been on the L train because he lives in Brooklyn |
| 1:53.0 | We have Roy Wood Jr. Period hilarious exclamation mark |
| 2:01.0 | What would we got police Hawkins all star mom and all around funny lady |
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