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2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2016

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

This one's dedicated to all the casting directors out there. Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams are not your black BFFs, nor do they eat chicken in public. Plus: Julian McCullough (Chelsea Lately) almost loses an arm, Janeane Garofalo (Broad City) says yes to life and Greg Behrendt (He's Just Not That Into You) yells. Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens --- Guest Comedians: Julian McCullough (@julezmac)Janeane Garofalo Greg Behrendt (@gregorybehrendt) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York, and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueensFollow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueensLike 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueensFollow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	I started following Holly Berry on Instagram.
0:02.6	Like just from the first post, I'm like,
0:04.4	oh, you're trying to get into like the Gwyneth Palsho good thing.
0:07.4	So she's gooping.
0:08.2	She's like, style brand, Jessica Alba.
0:10.1	Right.
0:11.0	So her page, it's just one picture.
0:12.7	It's her top list and she's facing away from the camera
0:15.5	like in a fucking forest.
0:16.8	I'm like, that's not safe.
0:18.0	Yeah.
0:18.9	And the cat just like, it's like, oh, I,
0:21.1	we're gonna like, I love nature and I love like being.
0:24.2	I'm like, shut the fuck up dude.
0:26.8	Yeah, you dude fucking, you don't need to do this.
0:28.5	You don't love nature.
0:29.5	Stay in your lane.
0:30.5	Stay in your lane.
0:31.5	And that's not being a natch.
0:33.1	Like being a natch is like a Patagonia ass dude who, yeah.
0:36.8	Like likes to back-peck across the Himalayas
0:39.8	and go to Burning Man.
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