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2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2016
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
This one's dedicated to all the casting directors out there. Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams are not your black BFFs, nor do they eat chicken in public. Plus: Julian McCullough (Chelsea Lately) almost loses an arm, Janeane Garofalo (Broad City) says yes to life and Greg Behrendt (He's Just Not That Into You) yells.
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Guest Comedians:
Julian McCullough (@julezmac)Janeane Garofalo Greg Behrendt (@gregorybehrendt)
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About the podcast:
Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York, and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday.
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| 0:00.0 | I started following Holly Berry on Instagram. |
| 0:02.6 | Like just from the first post, I'm like, |
| 0:04.4 | oh, you're trying to get into like the Gwyneth Palsho good thing. |
| 0:07.4 | So she's gooping. |
| 0:08.2 | She's like, style brand, Jessica Alba. |
| 0:10.1 | Right. |
| 0:11.0 | So her page, it's just one picture. |
| 0:12.7 | It's her top list and she's facing away from the camera |
| 0:15.5 | like in a fucking forest. |
| 0:16.8 | I'm like, that's not safe. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.9 | And the cat just like, it's like, oh, I, |
| 0:21.1 | we're gonna like, I love nature and I love like being. |
| 0:24.2 | I'm like, shut the fuck up dude. |
| 0:26.8 | Yeah, you dude fucking, you don't need to do this. |
| 0:28.5 | You don't love nature. |
| 0:29.5 | Stay in your lane. |
| 0:30.5 | Stay in your lane. |
| 0:31.5 | And that's not being a natch. |
| 0:33.1 | Like being a natch is like a Patagonia ass dude who, yeah. |
| 0:36.8 | Like likes to back-peck across the Himalayas |
| 0:39.8 | and go to Burning Man. |
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