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2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2016

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Phoebe and Jessica make a jaw-dropping case for reparations, then go trolling for peen. Plus, comedians Joe Zimmerman (Comedy Central) and Ophira Eisenberg (Ask Me Another) take the stage. Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens --- Guest Comedians: Joe Zimmerman (@joezimmerman)Ophira Eisenberg (@OphiraE) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York, and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueensFollow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueensLike 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueensFollow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com

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0:00.0	What is this button cough mean?
0:02.0	If you have to cough you can press it and the mic won't really pick it up.
0:06.0	Let's test this out. Hiiii!
0:08.0	That was sick, yo!
0:10.0	That's dope.
0:11.0	That's like Ace Venture when he's like closing the soundproof door.
0:15.0	He's just like,
0:16.0	AAAAAAAA!
0:18.0	AAAAAA!
0:22.0	Hey friends, I'm Jessica Williams.
0:24.0	I'm Phoebe Robinson.
0:25.0	And you're listening to 2-Dope Queens from WNYC Studios.
0:28.0	Pop up the volume!
0:30.0	Live in La Vida, La La Gaha!
0:32.0	Little Mickey Mark.
0:33.0	So I'm like a truck truck truck.
0:34.0	Oh, sis is like what?
0:36.0	Maybe it's like a sir.
0:38.0	That's what I did there.
0:40.0	It's great.
0:42.0	I love that song because Sisco literally is just like,
0:44.0	I don't think you heard me!
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