You Can Do Anything You Want With Your Bottom

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:43:23 Putting A Condom On While Wearing A Nun Outfit 09:30:18 Awkward Couple Answers Awkward Sex Questions 18:27:15 Meade Finds Out He’s A Winter 21:35:23 Gay Manifesto Uncovered 25:12:09 Ripping, Popping, And Garbage Truck Crushing Toys 31:15:18 Tesla Cybertruck Vs. Cyclists 34:47:23 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support Distorted […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, May 2nd, 2024.
0:03.6	Coming up on the program today, watching Sister Mary Tiny Dick put on a condom.
0:08.0	Plus, when you're a woman in a relationship with an ugly old dude,
0:11.3	and he's not happy with your pussy game and the heterosexual
0:15.0	celebrity that wants to be gay so bad he culturally identifies as queer.
0:21.0	Distorted View Daily
0:24.0	Daily, proudly presents newscaster slip-ups.
0:28.0	And if you're making last minute dinner plans, you may have a hard time
0:32.0	getting in some of the titties and some of the city's top
0:35.9	spots.
0:36.9	Last week, Twitter said guidelines were being updated due to confusion.
0:41.7	The company says any users who tweet
0:43.4	Wisconsin.
0:44.3	Excuse me.
0:48.3	Okay.
0:49.3	I don't tell you.
0:51.3	Kate Winslet and Leonardo to Craprio.
0:55.0	If you'll remember last year he was dealing with a bulging disc issue rather in his lower back.
1:00.0	Joining us in our studio now is the leader of Scottish labor sorry
1:04.2	Kazia Dugdale. A police department in California is taking an unusual
1:08.0	approach to catch porn pirates red-handed. Porch Pirates, yes.
1:13.5	Pardon me.
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