Gamer’s Demand Big Fat Asian Asses In Their Games

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:00:20 Gamers Horny Over Video Game Character 10:10:05 Video Game Dorks Cry Over Lack Of Cleavage 21:26:13 Dirty Uncle Ron Is On Instagram 24:00:20 Meade’s New Song Is All About Looking For A Trad Wife 29:22:07 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 31:00:10 Vending Machine Coffee Full Of Bugs 35:17:20 […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, April 30th, 2024 coming up on the program today.
0:05.2	Gamers want big fat Asian asses and more tit meat in their AAA titles,
0:10.0	plus drinking a steaming hot cup of bug larva, and the bitch is back!
0:14.8	The drag queen who served time in Congress is now serving face on cameo.
0:19.4	Distorted View Daily. presents another Devon Sweeney confession.
0:29.0	Back when I was 14 years old, my first year of grade 9. See after high school I really had to go pee and
0:38.1	I didn't know where the washrooms was in my high school the first year of
0:41.8	grade 9 so I ran outside and went to go pee on the school
0:46.6	prop the outside and a teacher got me and she's like, Devon, go inside to use the wash and
0:52.3	you can't pee outside of the school property, because I was to go pee in the parking lot.
0:58.0	But honestly, I don't know why those teachers just didn't let me go pee like I would have if a student had to go pee badly enough.
1:06.5	So I found out the washrooms were on the top floor.
1:10.0	So as I was running up to use the wash, I'm up to stairs, I pissed myself.
1:16.0	I pissed myself mad bitches.
1:18.6	P was everywhere.
1:20.2	And then I was walking home and I had to take a bus and pissy fucking pants.
1:25.0	And then one of my best friends sat beside me and said,
1:28.0	hey, what's up to him?
1:29.0	I was a day going.
1:30.0	And I was like, oh good. Even though deep down inside I wanted to tell him I pissed my
1:34.3	fucking self first year of grade nine. Like, bitch, please. Okay, bye. It's the distortion. Bye!
2:05.0	It's the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson. Yes, Timansin back here with you for your Tuesday episode of TV. Have a fantastic one for you today.
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