Taking A Big Stinky Hit Off Of A Poop Bong

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:48:21 Workshopping Some New Slurs 09:43:12 Making Shit Sandcastles And Taking A Hit On A Poop Bong 19:38:02 Meade Has Bounced Back Up (In Weight) 25:17:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:34:17 Going Cannibal On The Las Vegas Strip 33:11:23 You All Must Pay For Your Lack Of Enthusiastic Applause! […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, May 6th, 2024, coming up on the program today, smoking a
0:05.6	turd-packed shit bong. Plus, I work chopped some new potential racial slurs.
0:10.9	And Mead Skelton has gained 10 pounds in a week. I think he just like unhinged
0:15.3	his jaw and swallowed a newborn baby or something. All coming up today.
0:24.0	Distorted View Daily Daily proudly presents the best of Xbox voice messages.
0:30.0	I own you little bitch, you can't play this game man get out of the tank then let's see who wins
0:35.2	I'm like number one in support so I'll kill you fade yeah get out the tank next time and then let's
0:40.8	see who win you will fade But this will be when you'll face.
0:43.0	Ooh, you are so fucking big.
0:46.0	I'd stick a fucking horseshoe up that house, baby.
0:49.0	Come over at a little,
0:51.0	Ooh, la, come to me, spanky, spanky.
0:55.0	Hey, you're just mad because I'll be able to do something with my
1:00.6	fucking guitar and hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life kid.
1:04.0	So yeah, you're gay.
1:06.0	You csucker.
1:14.0	Sucker.
1:15.0	Oh my go man, just meet us in real life and we are going to stab you.
1:20.0	We are going to fuck you, kill you everything man, rape you dude.
1:23.2	We are fucking nuts man, don't mess with us dude, you fucking monkey as fuck.
1:27.8	Yeah my nagga fuck on my dick nigga, hop off nigga.
1:31.3	Alright, the fuck you think this is home boy
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