You Call Those Hands?
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 156 minutes
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Originally Aired March 26, 2026: Opening Day. Truck missiles. Everything you wanna know about using the power of Jesus to rob a bank.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.7 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:47.9 | Okay. You dirty bastards. |
| 1:05.3 | There you are. |
| 1:07.1 | And we appreciate it very much. |
| 1:09.9 | Welcome to the program, the 93X half-fast morning show. |
| 1:15.2 | Makes you wonder, doesn't it, Josh? |
| 1:18.4 | Makes you wonder what the regular folks are doing? |
| 1:20.8 | The regular folks. |
| 1:22.7 | What do you make of this, Josh, this Thursday broadcast? |
| 1:26.5 | So far? So far so good. |
| 1:28.4 | I'm always happy to be here. |
| 1:30.0 | Roaring to go in the morning. |
| 1:32.5 | Roaring to go? |
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