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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Beef Walk

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 27, 2026: Happy 51st Birthday to Josh! Vaping squirrels. Everything you wanna know about getting 86'ed from the bar.  

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.4

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0:24.3

And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love.

0:27.0

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0:31.0

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0:36.1

Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X.

0:38.8

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:43.1

The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:46.2

Ninety three.

0:48.8

Air. Yeah.

1:05.5

F this week.

1:08.6

F today, too.

1:10.0

It's damn near time to slam the lid on the casket.

1:15.7

Can we beefwalk again?

1:17.9

You love the beefwalk.

1:19.0

I do love the beef walk.

1:20.6

When the show ends, can we beef walk out of here again for the third straight day?

1:24.2

I hate that so much.

1:25.9

Yeah, it's disgusting.

1:26.6

So disgusting.

1:27.3

Minnesota Moses for a while was texting us about beefwalking. And somebody asked him what it was, and it's crop dusting. Yeah. And you fell in love. I did. I think the term's hilarious. It's disgusting. I know, but that's why it's so funny to me. I'm in. You're in for a beefwalk? Ashley, you?

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