You Are Osteoporosis Sexy!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Age is just a number, or so they say! Many people have an age difference with their romantic partner(s). Few people get turned on by dentures and broken hips. It's a unique fetish and TCB has the footage! A man in Florida will only dates women at least 50 years his senior. Let's all watch and feel better about our own love lives...shall we? Scientists has bred the coca plant and the tobacco plant, making the smoke break that much more fun The new cobacco plant will take the world by storm, predicts Bryan Shakedown sweet is the parking lot flea market that pops up at concerts Anything is possible on Shakedown Street! Bryan takes Astrid o a Phish show A woman sues Kraft because her mac'n cheese can't get in her mouth fast enough A man in Florida like to date women 50 years his senior...at least! Jake goes on a date with a young woman and then goes out with an even younger woman! (65 and 35) Jake has to make a choice..move back to FL and get his rent paid or stay in PA and....get his rent paid Age is just number LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383 or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Much Gratitude to Our Supportive Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:24.1	On this episode of the Commercial Break, I got a friend that done $700,000 and slipped
1:42.4	out Walmart. This is my opportunity. Welcome to America. I will have spent it before I have made it.
1:56.8	I love that golden hair. Can I ask a personal question? Do you have osteoporosis? I'm into
2:19.8	that. I'm into osteoportaker dentures out. Will you? Let me see what you're working
2:23.1	on. The outside of his house looks like a shack. And then the inside of his house is like
2:32.4	all dark hardwoods and fireplace. Yeah, bar cart. This guy lives better than I do. You
2:39.3	don't want to know why? Because all these old women are banned for it.
2:43.2	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
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