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The Commercial Break

It's Just Me, Loving On ME!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Self love, do it! Bryan has been doing research and he found the ultimate orgasm coach for men. But is the juice really worth the squeeze? When our "O" face looks like a contorted pig snout...why even bother? Bryan & Krissy try to answer the question. Marlin updates are rare these days...but TCB has one! Marlin goes on an adventurous vacation Are photos allowed at nudist resort? Eating nude, just don't do it! Strip clubs are not therapist offices Bryan recalls his friend crying into a dancers lap Let's all practice some SELF love Bryan learns his "O" face is a NO face! The Ultimate Orgasm Coach Bryan and Krissy learn the hard way not to watch porn on office computers LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383 or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Much Gratitude to Our Supportive Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. At TikTok, we're known for entertainment, but behind the scenes,

0:33.5

we're committed to safety within our community. That's why we set all TikTok accounts

0:38.2

age between 13 and 15 as private with no access to direct messaging. Our family pairing

0:43.7

tool lets you link your account to your teams so you can adjust what content they see and

0:48.6

manage how long your family spends on TikTok with our screen time management tool. Safety,

0:54.1

priorities, our commitment. Search TikTok Guardians Guide to learn more.

0:58.1

Still am on, but these are the years that I'm supposed to be naked with my titties

1:04.8

out. Ass out.

1:07.0

On this episode of the commercial break.

1:13.5

He's dropped it already. Yeah. Yeah.

1:16.2

Go on the ride. At one point when the vibrator came out. I knew I was no longer needed.

1:21.7

No. Yeah.

1:24.7

Just see the poor guy. Like come back out and they're like going out at with a vibrator

1:28.4

and he's like, oh, he was just looking at your porn through your computer. That's what

1:33.9

he would do. Hey, man, hit those hardcore sites once in a while. You know what I'm saying?

1:38.8

I can't do it myself because I'm taking pictures of my own computer. I try to look not

1:43.8

even look myself in the mirror. I have ever masturbated. But it's unavoidable sometimes.

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