You All Are De Facto Satanists / Turban Shaming / Family Feud Foreshadows A Murder

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 27 May 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:04.59 Obsessed With Lana Del Rey / Harassing Starbucks Employees 00:09:28:06.08 Turban Shaming – The Dhar Mann Way 00:22:28:23.36 Another Fatphobia Expert “Weighs” In 00:27:36:04.19 Another Shitty Customer Demands Refund 00:30:01:09.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:31:58:09.02 Star Spangled Swastika Powder 00:34:47:00.00 Buy Pizza Now, Pay When You Die 00:37:47:04.21 Family Feud Foreshadows A Murder 00:41:25:13.35 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Friday, May 26, 2023 coming up on the program today.
0:05.1	One Lana Del Rey Lebiola, please.
0:08.0	Plus, y'all are a bunch of de facto Satanists.
0:11.2	Snorting some of Hitler's Fufu dust in swastika speed.
0:15.1	And when you foreshadow a murder on the family feud, all coming up today.
0:22.8	It's time to look back at another great cinematic rap scene.
0:28.5	All those rapes scenes, all that forced entry, all those rapes scenes, with the pencil and green.
0:41.2	We're about to have the very, very best.
0:45.4	When I think a little music would be appropriate, so why don't you sing me some jingle bells in, huh?
0:55.0	Come on, you just sing it for me.
0:59.6	I said sing jingle bells.
1:04.0	Jingle bells.
1:05.6	That's right.
1:08.4	That's right.
1:10.0	Do you have that sound?
1:12.0	Do you hear?
1:14.0	Your music is always good with ballin'.
1:16.8	What fun is to run?
1:19.6	What fun don't you play?
1:22.9	Jingle bells.
1:24.9	Jingle bells.
1:26.5	Oh, yeah.
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