Digitally Dropping Dong

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:01.00 Introduction 00:02:25:17.53 Tim And Shane Sing Some Duets 00:06:43:11.13 Cunnilingus Tips From An Idiot / Cartoon Voiceovers 00:09:24:07.77 Neo Nazi Incel Wants A 16 Year Old Wife 00:14:25:05.65 Devon’s New Celebrity Crush 00:15:43:04.59 Crazed Idiots Fight Over Parked Car 00:22:47:01.76 Don’t Tell An Animal Shelter You’re Going To Sexually Assault A Cat 00:25:55:14.35 A Fart-Based Parody Song 00:28:09:17.79 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:30:18.24 Loving Pastor Gives A Sermon About Killing People Execution-Style 00:37:42:07.00 Small Dick […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, May 24, 2023, coming up on the program today, learning the Slit-Lick
0:06.4	and Buzz method of eating pussy.
0:08.8	Plus, America's favorite neo-Nazi in-cell wants the milk of a 16-year-old, telling the
0:13.9	animal shelter you want to loob up a cat's asshole, and those small cocked men have
0:18.2	a real chip on their dicks.
0:21.2	We interrupt the start of today's Distorted View Daily Podcast for Breaking News.
0:27.5	Starting live from our San Diego studios, here's Gabrielle Chenna.
0:33.2	We have an emergency.
0:34.2	The Jesuits are about to launch a nuclear bomb that has seen in it that will infect everyone.
0:41.0	We need our scientists all over the world to help us stop this bomb and also any scientists
0:49.2	out there that can help us stop this bomb or come up with some sort of spermicide that
0:55.7	will counter all the germs that are going to come out of this bomb.
1:00.8	The nuclear bomb is headed right towards Canada right now where Terry Jenkins is.
1:05.5	We need scientists and military to intervene this bomb and it's going to be like just
1:12.7	what Gukkaki, a nuclear bomb, is headed towards Canada where Judge Teranche Jenkins is right
1:17.3	now.
1:18.3	Yes, me again.
1:19.3	Yeah, keep talking.
1:20.3	I actually had the video going right now and I think you're being recorded.
1:23.4	Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, I'm on video, that's okay.
1:26.7	Yes, it's the same what you need to say.
1:28.7	Well, our scientists are now checking out what your research team is saying this is a new
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