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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:12.40 Happy Memorial Day! 00:01:49:23.53 Does Meade Only Love “Confederate” America? 00:05:12:20.57 Meade’s Dream Woman / Hates Tina Turner 00:08:19:04.00 Mama Cass Is On Meade’s Shit List, Too 00:12:09:11.66 Sister Cindy Margarita Dance Mix 00:13:43:12.35 Disappointed With Her Baby’s Gender Reveal 00:15:45:12.03 Brawl At The Little Mermaid Screening 00:18:51:16.59 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:20:18:00.45 Stop Pushing Your Globe Agenda, BALL HEADS 00:27:35:05.59 A Racist Receipt And A Botched Apology 00:33:05:02.54 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending […]

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0:00.0	Freak says Monday, May 29th, 2023, coming up on the program today, means skeleton versus
0:06.1	Tina Turner, plus a gender reveal party goes south when the mom to be finds out she's
0:10.8	spawning the wrong kind of baby.
0:12.7	One politician's crusade to stop globes for being shoved down our throats and hold the
0:17.0	pickles extra and word chick.
0:23.9	I'm listening to the start of you for a while you probably know that our nation is made
0:29.3	up primarily of borderline retards.
0:30.9	I'm tired of you urinating all over the country, this country is going straight
0:43.5	to hell.
0:44.5	I'm not going to die because I'm a careless fairy, Mrs. Butterworth is twice as thick,
1:00.5	and it's made with 4th urine and I love the half of the case of semen in my mouth.
1:04.5	Christian now fears his flatulence.
1:06.5	I'm a sucker for other people's pain.
1:09.5	Yes, Jim Henson back here with you on a very special Memorial Day edition of TV for
1:17.0	those of you who don't live in the United States Memorial Day is a day where we honor America
1:23.4	or war or veterans or dead veterans.
1:27.5	I can never keep these holidays straight.
1:29.6	A Memorial Day is for honoring and mourning the US military personnel who died while serving
1:36.5	the United States.
1:38.1	So if you're dead, thank you for your service.
1:40.8	If you're a veteran who's still alive, you get nothing today.
1:44.3	I will thank you for your service in like fucking November or something.
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